Friday, August 19, 2011

Matthew's First Term

While faithfully serving you for 45 minutes in my first term as mayor five game years passed increasing our fine community of zero people up to 3,083!  As I leave you in the hands of the next mayor, please note that the town's funds now stand at $24,570.  I believe I met my goal while among you: establishing the town.  I leave you now with a popularity rating of 50%.

I now intend to enjoy an Alaskan cruise.  Fair well!

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